Week in and week out, the shoopster has waxed eloquent as only he possibly can on the bunch of bums currently calling themselves Chicago Bears, year after year after year. In doing so, he has endeavored to hold in high esteem not only the guidelines of the various forii within which he has participated but also the sanctity of the English language in finding sufficiently sophisticated ways of breaking it down postgame as only he can possibly see it. Despite the frustration indeed of the Wannstedt, “Dead” Dick Jauron, and indeed Lovie “LaCucaracha” Smith eras, the shoopster has surpassed all others in maintining decorum, insisting above all else that the integrity of international communication be maintained. And thus has he done.
But in the wake of a putrid loss against the even more putrid Minnesota Vikings and within the midst of fervent freefall, can he remain above the fray no longer. Indeed, there are no other words other than the down, dirty, direct, and disrespectful expletives of the tavern that this gosh-golly, excuse-laden (expletive deleted)-for-(expletive deleted) bunch of bums deserve after an uninspired 21-to-14 loss against the pitiful Minnesota Vikings. And thus does the shoopster break it down . . .
. . . It starts, of course, with the quarterback. “Oh” Jay Cutler, goes the mantra of Bear fandom, is “not at fault.” No way. Can’t be. Don’t blame, Bear fans emplore, the first quarterback Bear fans have had in years that has a modicum of professionalism in his physical ability, if not his bitchy approach, for anything. Because if you do, said fans undoubtedly fear, the “(j)a(y)-hole” just might cry. Well, Jay, get out the tissue. True, your wonderful waltz with Brandon Marshall over the past few weeks has been entertaining – the passes lofted up seemingly nowhere, Marshall outmuscling cornerbacks and safeties (and, it should be noted, committing offensive pass interference on just about every reception), and pulling down impossible passes for 30 yard games. But what the (expletive-deleted) else, Jay? Well, against the Vikings, you proved there isn’t anything. Despite quadruple coverage on Marshall in the third quarter, you threw him yet another ill-advised duck. This time, he couldn’t pull said duck down, and it turned into a pick six. Cutler apologists, do not – DO NOT – tell the shoopster there was nobody else on that field who could have received that pass when there were four Vikings on one Bear. This has been the growing issue with this offense, of which the shoopster has spoken often in previous nonpareil breakdowns, and today it reached its flashpoint. Teams that are better than a load of stinking moxie out of Gabe “Kotter” Carimi’s immense a-hole – and yes, even the garbage Vikings are better than who the Cutler and Marshall have been playing games with – aren’t going to let a guy take a pass away from four defenders. So stop smirking, open your (expletive-deleted) eyes, Jay, and throw the ball to somebody else, you (expletive-deleted) moron.
The Bears offense is ranked, what, 30th? Passing offense, what, 31st? Jay Cutler’s quarterback rating today was 57 and change, a measly four points better than the awful Christian Ponder. So when is this piece of (expletive-deleted) sourpuss going to be held accountable? When he throws into quadruple coverage for one of (essentially) two pick sixes, as he did? Or not yet?
On second thought – don’t bother answering; the shoopster is sure all this is somehow “Meathead” Mike Tice or J’Marcus Webb’s fault somehow. And yet the shoopster hasn’t even mentioned the reappearance of the “(j)a(y)-hole” all day long. After the above interception for instance, when instead of coming back on the field like a leader, the television cameras clearly caught a woebegone Cutler walking back on the field as if he had just been kicked in the (expletive-deleted) with his head down and shaking, in disapproval surely at some teammate because we all know Jay doesn’t do anything wrong. What kind of offensive series – the shoopster asks – is going to result from a quarterback coming on the field with his poor (expletive-deleted) hurting? And what kind of castrated coach stands on the sideline during the two timeouts apparently caused by the mysterious person Jay’s been pointing to for three years now for not getting the play in on time (isn’t that what his lackey Jeremy Bates is doing this year? No, can’t be his buddy Jeremy’s fault; he’s pointing at “Mad” Mike Martz, who somehow must still be at fault) and let’s his quarterback stand on the field in the huddle, wasting away the break in the action, rather than going to the sideline to confer with the braintrust (if you want to call the comatose Lovie, porcine Tice, and a55-kissing Gates that). Even Tom Thayer took Jay to task for that garbage.
Whether or not the line is bad, his OC sucks, his receivers sans one couldn’t play on Notre Dame let alone in the NFL, and his “elite” running back is only as elite as that gussied up Torino Ford tried to peddle in 1976, at some point in time, the franchise quarterback – if he indeed is the franchise – has to elevate the talent around him. Jay Cutler isn’t doing that. He scored 7 points today. 7. He gave away at least as many. The numbers don’t lie. But the Cutler fanboys will . . .
. . . Speaking of “elite” running backs, can we now end the discussion? Matt “Don’t Call Me Fort, Or Forty For That Matter, and You Sure Better Not Expect Me To Run Up the Middle with More Than Half of My Tiny Grapefruits On the Line” Forte went up against the guy he threw around all through his contract negotiations as his supposed equal? Indeed, Adrian Peterson has ended the discussion. Forte is nothing but a nice complimentary player on a team that can chip in big plays when things are going well, and get rolled over when a team looks to him in tough times to make something happen. More importantly, the lilting Forte can’t run up the middle worth a damn, and although he’s elusive as ever on the outside, goes down at the first hit when between the tackles. Which, let’s face it, makes him a pussy of a football player. Funny, we don’t hear Matt whining about his reduced touches anymore the way he did early in the season when Michael “Bird in the Hand” Bush was seeing time – it seems even Forte himself realizes he is not what he thought he was, and doesn’t even want the ball anymore. But he’s got his money. The dumb Bears made sure of that . . .
. . . Brandon Marshall – wonderful, amazing, unbelievable, etc. A blessing. And – yes – a curse. Marshall has been so good, (expletive-deleted)-face Cutler thinks he doesn’t need to throw anywhere else. No matter what. Part of the benefit of having a weapon like Marshall is allowing him to make the people around him better. For instance, when Marshall is drawing quadruple coverage, the big-shot, (expletive-deleted)-for-brains quarterback is supposed to look him off and go and find the two or three other players who are open. But, as the shoopster has been pointing out for weeks now, said (expletive-deleted)-for-brains doesn’t seem to be able to grasp the concept. Thus must the question be asked: Is this team really better with Brandon Marshall? Really? . . .
. . . Now, here, guys, the shoopster’s not even sure he can bring himself to enter in the “expletive-deleted” instead of the real thing. Because if there’s one guy who deserves the basest, most blatant language that exists in our vast versions of communique, it is “Dumb” Devin Hester. This (expletive-deleted)-retard is the dumbest, stupidest piece of (expletive-deleted) the shoopster has ever seen on the football field. That fact was confirmed when Hester was lollygagging his way through a pre-snap motion (the guy can’t even run a backfield motion route properly) and Cutler had to point emphatically to the spot he was supposed to get his attention deficit disorder to. It only got worse. Hester dropped a touchdown pass. He received a punt with 10 yards clear in front of him, stopped, looked up, then started running. He returned another punt, ran into a crowd, and literally tried to turn around and run backward out of the crowd. This piece of (expletive-deleted) imbecile is done. Get him off the field on offense; get him off the field on special teams – get him off the (expletive-deleted) (expletive-deleted) (expletive-deleted) excuse of a team. The man is stupid. STUPID. . .
. . . The defense continues to look like a fraud that beat up on unsuspecting and unskilled opponents earlier in the year, coming out of the gate as soft as ever, and indeed half (expletive-deleted) asleep, allowing a 50-plus yard run on the first play of the game. WAKE UP! Julius “Layin’” Peppers “& Eggs” is a lackadaisical, lazy (expletive-deleted) malingerer who has parlayed a corn on his toe into a season of apologies from his apologists. He did nothing again today. Nick Roach “Clip” – was he even out there? Chris “Chilli Con” Conte – can’t tackle. Charles “Me-Nut” Tillman, invisible until a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty that appeared to be for instituting the vaunted peanut punch. “Father of the Year” Lance Briggs? He made the obligatory play that got the cameras on him for Fox announcers to tout the undeserved “Briggs to the Hall of Fame” campaign the national media still inexplicably lays at his feet. The turnovers of the first half of the season are a distant memory. Now, this (expletive-deleted) defense is in permanent prevent, allowing teams to chew up yards and time and tire them out, hoping somehow idiots like Christian Ponder take them off the hook . . .
. . . Dropped passes – Brandon Marshall (yup), Alshon Jeffery, the aforementioned ADD’led Hester, “Killin’” Kellen Davis (of course) . . . and then there was that guy Kyle Adams, who ran five yards out of bounds and yet that has-been piece of (expletive-deleted) Jason Campbell threw him the ball anyway . . .
. . . Missed tackles – Julius Peppers, Lance Briggs, Charles Tillman, Chris Conte, Henry Mel- … hey, can we just say the (expletive-deleted) “Bears D” here instead? . . .
. . . But special mention goes to the fearless leader, LaCucaracha, Lovie “Cancha See That Prayer Card? I Picked This One Up This Morning While Attending Mass with Senile Ol’ Ginny McCaskey” Smith. Postgame, Smith stated that the Bears “just ran out of time” as if they would have pulled out the inevitable unimpressive victory if only given another 10 minutes or so. Ran out of time? Gotcha. Lovie also said the team “was not ready to play and that’s on me” for the second time in four weeks (and in a third week, Lovie took the blame for the loss by going for the first down on 4th-and-short rather than kicking a field goal). So we have a Head Coach who has stood before Chicago and pointed the finger directly at himself for the last three losses. Lovie ended is bizarre postgame postmortem by stating the Bears “never recovered” from the opening drive in which Peterson – who is the only player worth a damn onn that atrocious Vikings offense and thus quite clearly (one would think) the focal point for any defense – took a handoff off the first snap of the game and ran 50-some yards with the football.
On the last point, of course, Lovie is correct – the Bears never recovered because they never try to; Lovie and his fellow failures of the coaching fraternity never bother trying to make an adjustment to stop the fleeing freight train as it rumbles away from them down the tracks. What more proof is needed that this (expletive-deleted) must go? When is that wrinkled up, self-righteous “patriarch” who has been running this football team like the Olde Towne Candy Shop going to make a football decision rather than one rooted on her dried-up heartstrings?
It is very possible the Bears will win only one of the final three games, which of course begs the question: Is 9-and-7 after a 7-and-1 start, playoffs or not, enough to earn LaCucaracha another extension? Well, with Ginny calling the shots, there’s only one answer: (expletive-deleted) Yeah! . . .
As usual, a good post game wrap up. "Tough" Lovie Smith needs to go. 'Ol Ginny will probably extend his contract though. Devin "Dumb" Hester's best playing days are clearly over. Of course, we always get to hear from the washed up announcers how dangerous he is returning punts.
This read felt like battery acid to a Bears fan. Caustic, stinging, raw and pointedly accurate.
On the quadruple cover pick six, the wide view shows Jefferey standing alone in the flat. When I say alone, I mean no one within 20 feet of him, literally.
Lovie at the pressar: "Losing today's game is what we have to focus on, and just grieve for a period of time, like we do most games, whether you win or lose."
He finally understands our pain. How often we are forced to grieve even after a win because of his painful coaching strategy and lack of player development..
Lovie at the pressar: "Losing today's game is what we have to focus on, and just grieve for a period of time, like we do most games, whether you win or lose."
He finally understands our pain. How often we are forced to grieve even after a win because of his painful coaching strategy and lack of player development..
Bear coaches - not kids - say the darndest things . . .
I'll sum it up for Nak.... Blaaaaa Blaaaa... Blaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Blaaaaa Blaaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Cutler suxs....Blaaaa.... Blaaaaa(Shoop hates the Bears organization)..... Blaaaaaa.... *Self congratulations*.... More Blaaaaaa.... Cutler is the reason everyone suxs.....
I'll sum it up for Nak.... Blaaaaa Blaaaa... Blaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Blaaaaa Blaaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Cutler suxs....Blaaaa.... Blaaaaa(Shoop hates the Bears organization)..... Blaaaaaa.... *Self congratulations*.... More Blaaaaaa.... Cutler is the reason everyone suxs.....
Ah, Galad, those who have eyes, let them read . . .
. . . those who can't face reality, take shots at the shoopster. But I can't make you famous, kid.
By the way, shoopster never said, intimated, or suggested that "Cutler is the reason everyone is bad." Devin Hester, Julius Peppers, J'Marcus Webb, Chris Conte et. al. are (expletive deleted) all on their own. They don't need "Oh" Jay's help.
Reading comprehension, kid. It'll do wonders for ya . . .
. . . Now, here, guys, the shoopster’s not even sure he can bring himself to enter in the “expletive-deleted” instead of the real thing. Because if there’s one guy who deserves the basest, most blatant language that exists in our vast versions of communique, it is “Dumb” Devin Hester. This (expletive-deleted)-retard is the dumbest, stupidest piece of (expletive-deleted) the shoopster has ever seen on the football field. That fact was confirmed when Hester was lollygagging his way through a pre-snap motion (the guy can’t even run a backfield motion route properly) and Cutler had to point emphatically to the spot he was supposed to get his attention deficit disorder to. It only got worse. Hester dropped a touchdown pass. He received a punt with 10 yards clear in front of him, stopped, looked up, then started running. He returned another punt, ran into a crowd, and literally tried to turn around and run backward out of the crowd.
I thought Hester actually looked better then pre-concussion which I guess is a statement on how he looked before. The punt return when he tried to reverse his field after running into a crowd was humorous. We have to thank the Minnesota defense for tackling him before he could lose yardage. I remember one play Hester was in the slot and telling Jeffrey where to line up and I'm thinking "No Jeffrey! Run away! Don't listen!"
I actually feel sorry for Hester. This was a guy with tremendous talent but who unfortunately wasn't very bright whose coaches and management completely screwed him over. Instead of just paying him like the best returner in NFL history they decided they couldn't mess up their salary structure so tried to turn him into something he's not, and can't be. Now he's a step slower and has largely wasted his prime.
I'll sum it up for Nak.... Blaaaaa Blaaaa... Blaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Blaaaaa Blaaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Cutler suxs....Blaaaa.... Blaaaaa(Shoop hates the Bears organization)..... Blaaaaaa.... *Self congratulations*.... More Blaaaaaa.... Cutler is the reason everyone suxs.....
Ah, Galad, those who have eyes, let them read . . .
. . . those who can't face reality, take shots at the shoopster. But I can't make you famous, kid.
By the way, shoopster never said, intimated, or suggested that "Cutler is the reason everyone is bad." Devin Hester, Julius Peppers, J'Marcus Webb, Chris Conte et. al. are (expletive deleted) all on their own. They don't need "Oh" Jay's help.
Reading comprehension, kid. It'll do wonders for ya . . .
Don't flatter yourself... I didn't wast any time reading your nonsense...
I'll sum it up for Nak.... Blaaaaa Blaaaa... Blaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Blaaaaa Blaaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Cutler suxs....Blaaaa.... Blaaaaa(Shoop hates the Bears organization)..... Blaaaaaa.... *Self congratulations*.... More Blaaaaaa.... Cutler is the reason everyone suxs.....
Ah, Galad, those who have eyes, let them read . . .
. . . those who can't face reality, take shots at the shoopster. But I can't make you famous, kid.
By the way, shoopster never said, intimated, or suggested that "Cutler is the reason everyone is bad." Devin Hester, Julius Peppers, J'Marcus Webb, Chris Conte et. al. are (expletive deleted) all on their own. They don't need "Oh" Jay's help.
Reading comprehension, kid. It'll do wonders for ya . . .
Don't flatter yourself... I didn't wast any time reading your nonsense...
Good thing you commented on it then . . .
. . . lookie here, fellas - the return of the pimply-faced punks . . .
I'll sum it up for Nak.... Blaaaaa Blaaaa... Blaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Blaaaaa Blaaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Cutler suxs....Blaaaa.... Blaaaaa(Shoop hates the Bears organization)..... Blaaaaaa.... *Self congratulations*.... More Blaaaaaa.... Cutler is the reason everyone suxs.....
Thanks. That was a lot more interesting than the bunch of crap from Shoop"TLC"ster. People think he is spot on with his posts...i just dont get it. Cutler is at fault 19 times out of 20. Everything about the Bears sucks. Marshall is a curse, and Tice had nothing to do with the fact that our offense is one of the worst in the league. A guy that nas never called offensive plays before. Nah, couldnt be his fault at all. Why blame him??
I'll sum it up for Nak.... Blaaaaa Blaaaa... Blaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Blaaaaa Blaaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Cutler suxs....Blaaaa.... Blaaaaa(Shoop hates the Bears organization)..... Blaaaaaa.... *Self congratulations*.... More Blaaaaaa.... Cutler is the reason everyone suxs.....
Ah, Galad, those who have eyes, let them read . . .
. . . those who can't face reality, take shots at the shoopster. But I can't make you famous, kid.
By the way, shoopster never said, intimated, or suggested that "Cutler is the reason everyone is bad." Devin Hester, Julius Peppers, J'Marcus Webb, Chris Conte et. al. are (expletive deleted) all on their own. They don't need "Oh" Jay's help.
Reading comprehension, kid. It'll do wonders for ya . . .
Don't flatter yourself... I didn't wast any time reading your nonsense...
Good thing you commented on it then . . .
. . . lookie here, fellas - the return of the pimply-faced punks . . .
I read one of your "books" one time long, ago.... From said reading I came to the conclusion that you don't know what you're talking about. And as such have never read anything other than the responses to your "Books". Perhaps if you dropped the annoying method of referring to yourself in third person I might waste some of my life on reading another of you're "books"....
Week in and week out, the shoopster has waxed eloquent as only he possibly can on the bunch of bums currently calling themselves Chicago Bears, year after year after year. In doing so, he has endeavored to hold in high esteem not only the guidelines of the various forii within which he has participated but also the sanctity of the English language in finding sufficiently sophisticated ways of breaking it down postgame as only he can possibly see it. Despite the frustration indeed of the Wannstedt, “Dead” Dick Jauron, and indeed Lovie “LaCucaracha” Smith eras, the shoopster has surpassed all others in maintining decorum, insisting above all else that the integrity of international communication be maintained. And thus has he done.
But in the wake of a putrid loss against the even more putrid Minnesota Vikings and within the midst of fervent freefall, can he remain above the fray no longer. Indeed, there are no other words other than the down, dirty, direct, and disrespectful expletives of the tavern that this gosh-golly, excuse-laden (expletive deleted)-for-(expletive deleted) bunch of bums deserve after an uninspired 21-to-14 loss against the pitiful Minnesota Vikings. And thus does the shoopster break it down . . .
. . . It starts, of course, with the quarterback. “Oh” Jay Cutler, goes the mantra of Bear fandom, is “not at fault.” No way. Can’t be. Don’t blame, Bear fans emplore, the first quarterback Bear fans have had in years that has a modicum of professionalism in his physical ability, if not his bitchy approach, for anything. Because if you do, said fans undoubtedly fear, the “(j)a(y)-hole” just might cry. Well, Jay, get out the tissue. True, your wonderful waltz with Brandon Marshall over the past few weeks has been entertaining – the passes lofted up seemingly nowhere, Marshall outmuscling cornerbacks and safeties (and, it should be noted, committing offensive pass interference on just about every reception), and pulling down impossible passes for 30 yard games. But what the (expletive-deleted) else, Jay? Well, against the Vikings, you proved there isn’t anything. Despite quadruple coverage on Marshall in the third quarter, you threw him yet another ill-advised duck. This time, he couldn’t pull said duck down, and it turned into a pick six. Cutler apologists, do not – DO NOT – tell the shoopster there was nobody else on that field who could have received that pass when there were four Vikings on one Bear. This has been the growing issue with this offense, of which the shoopster has spoken often in previous nonpareil breakdowns, and today it reached its flashpoint. Teams that are better than a load of stinking moxie out of Gabe “Kotter” Carimi’s immense a-hole – and yes, even the garbage Vikings are better than who the Cutler and Marshall have been playing games with – aren’t going to let a guy take a pass away from four defenders. So stop smirking, open your (expletive-deleted) eyes, Jay, and throw the ball to somebody else, you (expletive-deleted) moron.
The Bears offense is ranked, what, 30th? Passing offense, what, 31st? Jay Cutler’s quarterback rating today was 57 and change, a measly four points better than the awful Christian Ponder. So when is this piece of (expletive-deleted) sourpuss going to be held accountable? When he throws into quadruple coverage for one of (essentially) two pick sixes, as he did? Or not yet?
On second thought – don’t bother answering; the shoopster is sure all this is somehow “Meathead” Mike Tice or J’Marcus Webb’s fault somehow. And yet the shoopster hasn’t even mentioned the reappearance of the “(j)a(y)-hole” all day long. After the above interception for instance, when instead of coming back on the field like a leader, the television cameras clearly caught a woebegone Cutler walking back on the field as if he had just been kicked in the (expletive-deleted) with his head down and shaking, in disapproval surely at some teammate because we all know Jay doesn’t do anything wrong. What kind of offensive series – the shoopster asks – is going to result from a quarterback coming on the field with his poor (expletive-deleted) hurting? And what kind of castrated coach stands on the sideline during the two timeouts apparently caused by the mysterious person Jay’s been pointing to for three years now for not getting the play in on time (isn’t that what his lackey Jeremy Bates is doing this year? No, can’t be his buddy Jeremy’s fault; he’s pointing at “Mad” Mike Martz, who somehow must still be at fault) and let’s his quarterback stand on the field in the huddle, wasting away the break in the action, rather than going to the sideline to confer with the braintrust (if you want to call the comatose Lovie, porcine Tice, and a55-kissing Gates that). Even Tom Thayer took Jay to task for that garbage.
Whether or not the line is bad, his OC sucks, his receivers sans one couldn’t play on Notre Dame let alone in the NFL, and his “elite” running back is only as elite as that gussied up Torino Ford tried to peddle in 1976, at some point in time, the franchise quarterback – if he indeed is the franchise – has to elevate the talent around him. Jay Cutler isn’t doing that. He scored 7 points today. 7. He gave away at least as many. The numbers don’t lie. But the Cutler fanboys will . . .
. . . Speaking of “elite” running backs, can we now end the discussion? Matt “Don’t Call Me Fort, Or Forty For That Matter, and You Sure Better Not Expect Me To Run Up the Middle with More Than Half of My Tiny Grapefruits On the Line” Forte went up against the guy he threw around all through his contract negotiations as his supposed equal? Indeed, Adrian Peterson has ended the discussion. Forte is nothing but a nice complimentary player on a team that can chip in big plays when things are going well, and get rolled over when a team looks to him in tough times to make something happen. More importantly, the lilting Forte can’t run up the middle worth a damn, and although he’s elusive as ever on the outside, goes down at the first hit when between the tackles. Which, let’s face it, makes him a pussy of a football player. Funny, we don’t hear Matt whining about his reduced touches anymore the way he did early in the season when Michael “Bird in the Hand” Bush was seeing time – it seems even Forte himself realizes he is not what he thought he was, and doesn’t even want the ball anymore. But he’s got his money. The dumb Bears made sure of that . . .
. . . Brandon Marshall – wonderful, amazing, unbelievable, etc. A blessing. And – yes – a curse. Marshall has been so good, (expletive-deleted)-face Cutler thinks he doesn’t need to throw anywhere else. No matter what. Part of the benefit of having a weapon like Marshall is allowing him to make the people around him better. For instance, when Marshall is drawing quadruple coverage, the big-shot, (expletive-deleted)-for-brains quarterback is supposed to look him off and go and find the two or three other players who are open. But, as the shoopster has been pointing out for weeks now, said (expletive-deleted)-for-brains doesn’t seem to be able to grasp the concept. Thus must the question be asked: Is this team really better with Brandon Marshall? Really? . . .
. . . Now, here, guys, the shoopster’s not even sure he can bring himself to enter in the “expletive-deleted” instead of the real thing. Because if there’s one guy who deserves the basest, most blatant language that exists in our vast versions of communique, it is “Dumb” Devin Hester. This (expletive-deleted)-retard is the dumbest, stupidest piece of (expletive-deleted) the shoopster has ever seen on the football field. That fact was confirmed when Hester was lollygagging his way through a pre-snap motion (the guy can’t even run a backfield motion route properly) and Cutler had to point emphatically to the spot he was supposed to get his attention deficit disorder to. It only got worse. Hester dropped a touchdown pass. He received a punt with 10 yards clear in front of him, stopped, looked up, then started running. He returned another punt, ran into a crowd, and literally tried to turn around and run backward out of the crowd. This piece of (expletive-deleted) imbecile is done. Get him off the field on offense; get him off the field on special teams – get him off the (expletive-deleted) (expletive-deleted) (expletive-deleted) excuse of a team. The man is stupid. STUPID. . .
. . . The defense continues to look like a fraud that beat up on unsuspecting and unskilled opponents earlier in the year, coming out of the gate as soft as ever, and indeed half (expletive-deleted) asleep, allowing a 50-plus yard run on the first play of the game. WAKE UP! Julius “Layin’” Peppers “& Eggs” is a lackadaisical, lazy (expletive-deleted) malingerer who has parlayed a corn on his toe into a season of apologies from his apologists. He did nothing again today. Nick Roach “Clip” – was he even out there? Chris “Chilli Con” Conte – can’t tackle. Charles “Me-Nut” Tillman, invisible until a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty that appeared to be for instituting the vaunted peanut punch. “Father of the Year” Lance Briggs? He made the obligatory play that got the cameras on him for Fox announcers to tout the undeserved “Briggs to the Hall of Fame” campaign the national media still inexplicably lays at his feet. The turnovers of the first half of the season are a distant memory. Now, this (expletive-deleted) defense is in permanent prevent, allowing teams to chew up yards and time and tire them out, hoping somehow idiots like Christian Ponder take them off the hook . . .
. . . Dropped passes – Brandon Marshall (yup), Alshon Jeffery, the aforementioned ADD’led Hester, “Killin’” Kellen Davis (of course) . . . and then there was that guy Kyle Adams, who ran five yards out of bounds and yet that has-been piece of (expletive-deleted) Jason Campbell threw him the ball anyway . . .
. . . Missed tackles – Julius Peppers, Lance Briggs, Charles Tillman, Chris Conte, Henry Mel- … hey, can we just say the (expletive-deleted) “Bears D” here instead? . . .
. . . But special mention goes to the fearless leader, LaCucaracha, Lovie “Cancha See That Prayer Card? I Picked This One Up This Morning While Attending Mass with Senile Ol’ Ginny McCaskey” Smith. Postgame, Smith stated that the Bears “just ran out of time” as if they would have pulled out the inevitable unimpressive victory if only given another 10 minutes or so. Ran out of time? Gotcha. Lovie also said the team “was not ready to play and that’s on me” for the second time in four weeks (and in a third week, Lovie took the blame for the loss by going for the first down on 4th-and-short rather than kicking a field goal). So we have a Head Coach who has stood before Chicago and pointed the finger directly at himself for the last three losses. Lovie ended is bizarre postgame postmortem by stating the Bears “never recovered” from the opening drive in which Peterson – who is the only player worth a damn onn that atrocious Vikings offense and thus quite clearly (one would think) the focal point for any defense – took a handoff off the first snap of the game and ran 50-some yards with the football.
On the last point, of course, Lovie is correct – the Bears never recovered because they never try to; Lovie and his fellow failures of the coaching fraternity never bother trying to make an adjustment to stop the fleeing freight train as it rumbles away from them down the tracks. What more proof is needed that this (expletive-deleted) must go? When is that wrinkled up, self-righteous “patriarch” who has been running this football team like the Olde Towne Candy Shop going to make a football decision rather than one rooted on her dried-up heartstrings?
It is very possible the Bears will win only one of the final three games, which of course begs the question: Is 9-and-7 after a 7-and-1 start, playoffs or not, enough to earn LaCucaracha another extension? Well, with Ginny calling the shots, there’s only one answer: (expletive-deleted) Yeah! . . .
So here we go.
You think Marshall is the only WR that gets passes thrown up so he can jump up and catch them? Calvin Johnson does it all the time. Stafford throws it to him when he is double and triple covered. Thats what makes them elite WRs. They can comeback and make plays on the ball, or out jump defenders. Give me a break...
I guess we arent supposed to blame Tice for anything. An OC who has never called offensive plays before. He isnt to blame at all for any of our offensive problems. Who was the Oline coach last year that developed this wonderful line we have this year and had last year? One of the worst in the league both years. Now we are one of the worst on offense and we arent supposed to blame him at all?
And as far as Forte goes...i guess he is supposed to do great behind this wonderful Oline we have as well. One of the worst Olines in the league..how do you expect Forte to be? Peterson coundnt play worth a shit behind this Oline.
Now you want to talk about Cutlers numbers. The numbers dont lie, but the Cutler fanboys will you say. What about when Cutler was with Denver and had a good Oline? What were his numbers then? PROBOWL numbers! Remember? Im sure you dont want to think about those days when Cutler was considered one of the top QB's in the league. He kept getting better at Denver, then comes here to no WR's and a terrible Oline every year he has been here. What do you expect? Now he has a new OC that has never called plays before.
Thats enough for me. Dont feel like typing any more to prove your mistake of a post.
Lovie at the pressar: "Losing today's game is what we have to focus on, and just grieve for a period of time, like we do most games, whether you win or lose."
He finally understands our pain. How often we are forced to grieve even after a win because of his painful coaching strategy and lack of player development..
I have to disagree with this... Lovie is only there for a pay check. He doesn't understand the fans at all. he is only trying to appease the fans. I would rather him come out and say he we all screwed up and we on on the ropes and I will have my team ready to play on Sunday and if they faulter I will bench them no matter who it is. lets see Lovie put the fear of god in them and see what happens. JMO
I'll sum it up for Nak.... Blaaaaa Blaaaa... Blaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Blaaaaa Blaaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Cutler suxs....Blaaaa.... Blaaaaa(Shoop hates the Bears organization)..... Blaaaaaa.... *Self congratulations*.... More Blaaaaaa.... Cutler is the reason everyone suxs.....
Ah, Galad, those who have eyes, let them read . . .
. . . those who can't face reality, take shots at the shoopster. But I can't make you famous, kid.
By the way, shoopster never said, intimated, or suggested that "Cutler is the reason everyone is bad." Devin Hester, Julius Peppers, J'Marcus Webb, Chris Conte et. al. are (expletive deleted) all on their own. They don't need "Oh" Jay's help.
Reading comprehension, kid. It'll do wonders for ya . . .
Don't flatter yourself... I didn't wast any time reading your nonsense...
Good thing you commented on it then . . .
. . . lookie here, fellas - the return of the pimply-faced punks . . .
I read one of your "books" one time long, ago.... From said reading I came to the conclusion that you don't know what you're talking about. And as such have never read anything other than the responses to your "Books". Perhaps if you dropped the annoying method of referring to yourself in third person I might waste some of my life on reading another of you're "books"....
Now, you see, G-dad, someone who might give a moxie about a guy like you might take you up on your offer. But what are ya? Yer a guy here in a thread ripping the thread without having read it. I can't make you famous, kid . . .
You think Marshall is the only WR that gets passes thrown up so he can jump up and catch them? Calvin Johnson does it all the time. Stafford throws it to him when he is double and triple covered. Thats what makes them elite WRs. They can comeback and make plays on the ball, or out jump defenders. Give me a break...
I guess we arent supposed to blame Tice for anything. An OC who has never called offensive plays before. He isnt to blame at all for any of our offensive problems. Who was the Oline coach last year that developed this wonderful line we have this year and had last year? One of the worst in the league both years. Now we are one of the worst on offense and we arent supposed to blame him at all?
And as far as Forte goes...i guess he is supposed to do great behind this wonderful Oline we have as well. One of the worst Olines in the league..how do you expect Forte to be? Peterson coundnt play worth a shit behind this Oline.
Now you want to talk about Cutlers numbers. The numbers dont lie, but the Cutler fanboys will you say. What about when Cutler was with Denver and had a good Oline? What were his numbers then? PROBOWL numbers! Remember? Im sure you dont want to think about those days when Cutler was considered one of the top QB's in the league. He kept getting better at Denver, then comes here to no WR's and a terrible Oline every year he has been here. What do you expect? Now he has a new OC that has never called plays before.
Thats enough for me. Dont feel like typing any more to prove your mistake of a post.
the shoopster'd say, "right on the money, Money." If only you were . . .
. . . what's your point about Marshall? the shoopster disagrees with none of it. Rather, he states that "Oh" Jay Cutler has come to be so reliant on Marshall that it has been to the detriment of the rest of the team. An "elite" quarterback is supposed to know how to spread the ball around, and find the open man when four defenders are on his first option. Instead, Cutler chose a pick-six.
As for "Meathead" Mike Tice, where you been, kid? the shoopster's been on his case since the day LaCucaracha hired him. He didn't get a mention for yesterday's game only because the execution of the players was that much worse. Imagine that - worse execution by the players than "Meathead" Mike Tice. THAT'S saying something . . .
. . . but if you want to talk Tice, let's do. The Bears threw 52 times, and for most of the game they were only down 7 points. That is ridiculoous. Further, Tice continues to call plays designed for Forte to run between the tackles. Matt Forte has proven over the past two years that he can't get anything done between the tackles, and yet Tice refuses to get him outside.
Not that he'd do anything with it if Tice did. Forte is a shadow of his salary-drive self and appeears to be - like Earl "Money" Bennett and Julius "Layin'" Peppers "& Eggs" - the kinda guy that's taken his money and run to the bank. Considering all the bitching and moaning he did before getting paid, the Bears shoulda seen this coming a mile away.
And to give you pimply-faced punks a bit of your own medicine on your Cutler comments ... "blah blah blah bad o-line blah blah Mike Tice blah blah dropped passes blah blah blah Jay has no accountability." the shoopster can't remember a sports figure in town with as many excuse makers as Jay Cutler, which makes no sense, because, from all accounts of those who've met him, Jay Cutler is an a55hole who could care less about Bear fans.
ProBowl schmo-bowl. Trent Dilfer won a Super Bowl once too; you want him here? The numbers don't lie . . .
I'll sum it up for Nak.... Blaaaaa Blaaaa... Blaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Blaaaaa Blaaaaa... Stupid nick name.... Cutler suxs....Blaaaa.... Blaaaaa(Shoop hates the Bears organization)..... Blaaaaaa.... *Self congratulations*.... More Blaaaaaa.... Cutler is the reason everyone suxs.....
Thanks. That was a lot more interesting than the bunch of crap from Shoop"TLC"ster. People think he is spot on with his posts...i just dont get it. Cutler is at fault 19 times out of 20. Everything about the Bears sucks. Marshall is a curse, and Tice had nothing to do with the fact that our offense is one of the worst in the league. A guy that nas never called offensive plays before. Nah, couldnt be his fault at all. Why blame him??
You need to examine the shoopster's posts with a more discerning eye. They didn't get the names, Lance "father of the year" Briggs, Brian "Hollywood" Herlacher, Matt "don't call me forty" Forte, Julius "salt n" Peppers because of their stellar play.
the shoopster actually spreads the verbal carpet bombing around pretty fairly most of the time. Of course, the QB is the highest profile player on the field, so it's fair to expect he gets the lions share of the venomous digital ink.
I actually don't recall seeing much favoritism in the shoopster's posts. He was just as brutal on grossman and Orton when they deserved it.
